To enter or not to enter???...

Subtitle: Things that never cross men's minds:

I went to the Y today to go swimming before our train ride to St. Louis. I opened the door to the women's locker room and it was
PITCH
BLACK.

Here's what went through my mind in approx 2 milliseconds:
-Why are the lights off?
-Am I allowed in?
-Is the pool open?
-Should I just go in and try to find a light swit-?
-What if someone's waiting for me?
-This IS the women's locker room, after all!
-Oh shut up and just go in!
-Wait what if there's a bad guy?
-This totally looks like a scene from a horror movie?
-Just go i-!
-That's what the blond in the horror movie always thinks right before-

I bravely/stupidly stepped in and the lights popped on. That freaked me out and intrigued me at the same time.
So I walked to the other end. The lights popped on there. Then, I realized the lights are MOTION SENSORED!!! Oh how cool.

I was smiling all the way to the pool!