Full Time Nanny
Job Description: Follow Elizabeth around. All the time. Please.
I turned my back twice today. Once to unload groceries and once to fold clothes.
First time: I found her on TOP of a 2-story dollhouse on TOP of Anna's bed.
Second time: I found her standing on TOP of the rickety children's table peering into the grandfather clock.
Please respond ASAP. Position immediately available.
P.S. I blame Uncle Russell and his epic toddlerhood climbing feats.